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Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes!
three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
music and lyrics by bo burnham

hey I'm Santa Claus,
I'm the king of snow
I hate my wife because
she is ho ho ho
She used to please me everyday
Then she made it clear
that Santa's only s'pose to come once year
Now i buy whores
Rock n roll
and i stuff their stockings
with my north pole

I had a wonderful life
With a healthy household
and a beautiful wife
and a pot full of gold
then my wife spent my riches all by herself
and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf
now i drink all day
and a part of me dies
cause my wife's gettin gangbanged
by the rice krispie guys

Everyday i get up, and i get to work late,
my boss says "hey whatsup?"
i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shit
the kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat
"big pussy!" i cant argue with that
if another kid gives me frosted flakes
i swear on my life, ill eat his parents.

im the easter bunny hey im back
used to funny now im hooked on crack
heaps of heroine aint no joke
marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke
coooooke
drugs for life thats my plan
but now i have no attention sp.....


hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick
i think they got herpes from some irish chick

santa, tony, could you guys please stop?
oh snap.....crackle and pop

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: May 20, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Author: boburnham

Length: 00:04:38
Rating: 4.90
Views: 2569909

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Video Comments:
grandmashortbread (January 8, 2009 at 10:34 pm)
wow your voice for tony tiger is sexy hah
illegalgreensharpies (January 8, 2009 at 10:32 pm)
Hilarious!! eater bunny was my fave! and then Oh snap..crackle and pop, thats when i burst out laughing! 5 stars xD
Tems24 (January 8, 2009 at 9:34 pm)
I got my first pube.. yeah .. uh .. great stuff haha
cowsunleashed (January 8, 2009 at 8:54 pm)
they easter bunny is the best then tony
olasfromonyixa (January 8, 2009 at 8:13 pm)
OH SNAP!!....Crackle and pop ! lol !!!
Sunnybabe10 (January 8, 2009 at 8:08 pm)
Your funny as shit!!!
XNinja4LifeX (January 8, 2009 at 8:05 pm)
im the easter bunny hey im back
used to funny now im hooked on crack
heaps of heroine aint no joke
marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke
coooooke
drugs for life thats my plan
but now i have no attention sp.....
chickyshan (January 8, 2009 at 8:01 pm)
"some great things have been happening since the songs come out... Got my first pube!... uh.... yeah great stuff!!"
frankthetank7731 (January 8, 2009 at 7:13 pm)
so you basically wrote a song about drawn together? you're a tool
punkuzz900george (January 8, 2009 at 7:04 pm)
amazing