Rehab Center for Fictional Characters

Back



Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes!
three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
music and lyrics by bo burnham

hey I'm Santa Claus,
I'm the king of snow
I hate my wife because
she is ho ho ho
She used to please me everyday
Then she made it clear
that Santa's only s'pose to come once year
Now i buy whores
Rock n roll
and i stuff their stockings
with my north pole

I had a wonderful life
With a healthy household
and a beautiful wife
and a pot full of gold
then my wife spent my riches all by herself
and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf
now i drink all day
and a part of me dies
cause my wife's gettin gangbanged
by the rice krispie guys

Everyday i get up, and i get to work late,
my boss says "hey whatsup?"
i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shit
the kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat
"big pussy!" i cant argue with that
if another kid gives me frosted flakes
i swear on my life, ill eat his parents.

im the easter bunny hey im back
used to funny now im hooked on crack
heaps of heroine aint no joke
marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke
coooooke
drugs for life thats my plan
but now i have no attention sp.....


hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick
i think they got herpes from some irish chick

santa, tony, could you guys please stop?
oh snap.....crackle and pop

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: May 20, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Author: boburnham

Length: 00:04:38
Rating: 4.90
Views: 2306587

Tags: fictional characters rehab song comedy guitar bo burnham

Embed Code: Paste this code in your page


Video Comments:
krystalxnicole (December 2, 2008 at 1:39 pm)
haha.

"but, now i have no attention sppppaaa"
"i'm gonna go get him"

you're frickin' hilarious.
djorcks95 (December 2, 2008 at 1:22 pm)
Schitzo or wot
ToxiclyEmo (December 2, 2008 at 11:53 am)
I enjoy this... I was so sure that you were going to say great... that was funny... I love your music. Your my inspiration. So, when my friends and I start making our band and putting our videos on youtube, I want you to subscribe to US! ^_^ That would be great! lol. Have fun!
sharpieluvpeace14 (December 2, 2008 at 11:10 am)
haha "...ill eat his parents"
jwoods7947 (December 2, 2008 at 9:05 am)
that's some funny shitt.lmfao!
PerfectInMyMind (December 2, 2008 at 8:52 am)
hahahah you're so great.
<33333333333!
ReginaCaelestis (December 2, 2008 at 5:52 am)
I can't decide what was funniest. When I do, I'll be glad to come back and let you know...now excuse me, I have to get my side and ass sewn back on. I laughed so hard that my side split and my ass fell off. >.>
iheartjonessodaa (December 2, 2008 at 2:00 am)
schizo?
Blovinjack (December 2, 2008 at 1:57 am)
Thank you :)
singerc2 (December 2, 2008 at 1:32 am)
lmaooo they say i am "grrrrrrrrowing tired of this shit."