Richard Dawkins - Beware the Believers

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Created (and Danced) by
Michael Edmondson (Float On Films)

Lyrics and Dialogue
Matt Chandler

Music
A Twits Production (featuring Chip Kendall & DJ Optix)

Produced by
John Sullivan, Walt Ruloff & Logan Craft

Additional Photoshop Work
Ephraim Risho

My name is D to the I to C to the K, Yeah I'm the Dickie D,
I gots my PhD and comin' your way on the Youtube to bust your world view so just listen to me and don't you argue.

You see, this battle's been ragin' since Zeus was on the bottle,'tween Science like Democritus and Faith like Aristotle,
who said the mover was unmovin' like some magic trick but
that's no good logic, my posse is far too quick for this
religious sthick.

Cos science is the only way to know y'all, you stand with me y'all, or you can fall y'all

So go ahead and take your pick...

ES: Yeah you tell him Rick ...
Darwin : Cos if you don't know me ...

RD: YOU DON'T KNOW DICK!!

Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!

SH:On the shoulders of midgets we built up this machine,
DD:YEAH!!!

RD: Science silenced that watchdog wingnut Paley
growing stronger and harder almost daily, storming Wilber by force as we framed the discourse that faith and science are split in schismatic divorce.

Then Darwin took to the seas to see what no one had seen, and ever since then we've been increasingly keen, they may never adore us, but they'll no longer ignore us,

give it to 'em PZ hit these BLEEP with the chorus!!!

Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's still smarter than you he studied biology!


Then there was Darrow dukin' it out with the straight and the narrow,
a ragin' bull in the ring, he did his thing, and took it on the chin like he was Bobby De Niro.

We might have lost at Scopes, beaten down by the dopes, and the stooges of popes, but in losin' we coped, becomin' more than we hoped, creationists slipped on the soap of their own slippery slope.

What was impossible, improbable, is now wholly unstoppable untoppleable, the Dick Doc'll roll up as you creationists foldup

you haters talkin' bull,
don't you know that this Dick is un-cock-frickin' blockable ...

Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's still smarter than you he studied biology!

Now the machine of our making, sees culture ripe for the taking,

Cos I'm the rappinest, rabidest atheist who unlike the Catholic, Muslim or even the Jew, believes that no God but science could ever be true, hell if I was dyslexic I'd even hate "dog" too.

Time to open your eyes, get yourself wise, the age of science will rise to be religion's demise,

and while you churchies all cry, shouting 'why God oh why,' I'll still be poppin' my collar earning more dollars than Allah.

Hollah!

Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's still smarter than you he studied biology!

Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's still smarter than you he studied biology!

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: March 28, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Author: randomslice

Length: 00:03:57
Rating: 3.98
Views: 295535

Tags: richard dawkins animation comedy funny rap atheists evolution creationism pz myers expelled no intelligence allowed

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Video Comments:
profevil2002 (December 1, 2008 at 4:45 pm)
Religious people are just so stupid it is unreal!
ShurrikCLIPS (December 1, 2008 at 12:12 pm)
even better how does it help humanity xD
resistanceunion (December 1, 2008 at 10:35 am)
You don't understand science .. You try addapt it too your deluded religious mind set thats why it dsn't work for you GET IT ??!!
resistanceunion (December 1, 2008 at 10:33 am)
Pros4cello Another religious wimp that got smaked ..
martinblank2 (November 29, 2008 at 2:20 am)
Totally. I could totally mess him up in an intellectual debate.

Mike Tyson was also just a lucky fighter. I could totally kick his ass if I met him on the street.

Of course I'm not going to follow up but you know it's true. I could also kick Batmans's ass and out golf Jack Nicklaus.
genewitch (November 28, 2008 at 2:45 am)
ya'll know this was paid for by creationists? Specifically the producers of the movie "expelled"

So rock out to this example of poe's law.
Alexthekuffar (November 27, 2008 at 11:47 am)
haha when stupid people have no argument they always resort to personal gybes this videos a great example
Alexthekuffar (November 27, 2008 at 11:45 am)
really? well were all waiting to hear some REAL creationist evidence, so please dont hold back
nobodyknowsbutjesus (November 28, 2008 at 9:47 am)
Why not look at the evidence of creation that you are surrounded by EVERY DAY?
Jesus is LORD.
Peace.
DeadRain23 (November 28, 2008 at 1:40 pm)
Name one. :D