Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros

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I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny
I'm horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I'm not just wild, I'm trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes
Here's the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.
Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.
Hey! Ho!
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Who's the motherflippin?
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Motherflippin'

Channel: Entertainment
Uploaded: July 3, 2007 at 8:42 am
Author: r8dkid

Length: 00:02:03
Rating: 4.91
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Video Comments:
fairsight (November 23, 2008 at 3:13 pm)
0:30 lol
HahaIPownedYou (November 23, 2008 at 1:28 pm)
1:54 one of the most rediculessly funny faces ever XD
desertrose88 (November 23, 2008 at 12:39 pm)
I'M THE MOTHAFLIPPIN! :P loool
squirt0110 (November 23, 2008 at 9:36 am)
his name is jemaine...
MyEverConstantSmile (November 23, 2008 at 5:46 am)
I prefer the live version
offroader01 (November 23, 2008 at 2:16 am)
Other rappers dis me
they think my rhymes are sissy
why? WHY? whhyyy whyyy? why? Y?
Be mo constrcuk tiiiiive with yo feedback!
KJMwheaties (November 23, 2008 at 2:04 am)
I love them!!!! I'm the mother flippin!!
PLA5T1KJ3ZUS (November 22, 2008 at 9:20 pm)
watch the episode its from the first seaon its the 3rd episode i think
Nal3s (November 22, 2008 at 8:13 pm)
his charactor in the show is kinda childish, so its like a "i need to be as safe as possible cas im like a child" gag
boylelaura (November 22, 2008 at 6:53 pm)
Why? Why? Why? What? Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please